Dentist's Hymn - Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn - There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn - The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn - Holy, Holy, Holy
Golfer's Hymn - There's a Green Hill Far Away
Politician's Hymn - Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn - Open My Eyes, That I Might See
IRA Agent's Hymn - I Surrender All
Gossip's Hymn - Pass It On
Electrician's Hymn - Send the Light
Shopper's Hymn - Sweet By and By
Realtor's Hymn - I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
Massage Therapist's Hymn - He Touched Me
Doctor's Hymn - The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - few hymns:

55 mph - God Will Take Care of You

75 mph - Nearer My God to Thee

85 mh - This World Is Not My Home

95 mph - Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph - Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke.

Copied from one of the church newsletters we receive.